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Stop Recycling Pussy You Lazy Hoe






Only lazy ass men keep going back to the same chicks. And only lazy ass weak bitches allow their pussy to get recycled. It’s like some of you bitches just love being tossed around by the same man and you treat him well cos “his dick is bomb!” Shut the fuck up! Weak ass bitches […]




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25 Different Ways to Say ‘Vagina’ Without Actually Saying, “Vagina”






The word ‘Vagina’ sounds like a foreign word that’s unsuitable to be said aloud in public. It’s almost like the doctor who came up with it was completely flabbergasted about this female anatomy, and so decided to name it ‘Vagina’. And he had to have been male Because if it was a woman who’d named […]




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Conversations Over Coffee (The Finale)






See Also: Conversations Over Coffee (Part IV) “I don’t think we can work… I mean, I’m not, you know, Lezzy for you.” Laura said, looking at Clara, holding her left hand in hers. “I get it,” Clara laughed, shrugging the awkwardness away, “I never thought you were. But I’m glad for the short time I […]




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Conversations Over Coffee (Part IV)






See Also: Conversations Over Coffee (Part III) “I’ve never been with a girl before,” Laura mused, as she sat in her therapist’s purple couch and blew off smoke rings from a Dunhill cigarette. “And when did that start?” the therapist asked, pointing towards the Dunhill. “Oh this?” Laura asked, pointing to her cigarette with her […]




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Conversations Over Coffee (Part III)






See Also: Conversations Over Coffee (Part II) “I didn’t think you’d be in,” Laura exclaimed, standing on Mr Dark and Mysterious’ porch. “I didn’t know you were coming over.” “Last minute.” “Let’s make it count,” “Yes, let’s.” 2 hours later. She still couldn’t get over the fact that he was married. This always happened to […]




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There’s More Ass on Instagram than Faces

Search for ‘ASS’ on Instagram and you’ll get more than four million posts. Search for ‘faces’, and you get just over three million. That’s a million more asses than faces, ladies and gents. Is it because of the phrase “Ass like J-Lo, face like ‘hell no!’ ” that women find themselves posting pics of their […]

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Conversations Over Coffee (Part II)

See Also: Conversations Over Coffee (Part I) “Was I meant to wait for him to love me?” Cherry exclaimed tossing back her fourth tequila shot. “Well…” “I mean, there’s absolutely nothing to not love about me,” Cherry retorted, “he’s just not the one. That’s it. I’m a successful woman and he is simply intimidated by […]

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Conversations Over Coffee (Part I)






She thought he was going to leave her. At least that’s what he told her. With his actions, of course. Thirty minutes later of slowly sipping her coffee and still, he was a no-show. There was no one to keep her company but the gentle usual murmur of voices in the coffee shop. She decided to […]




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Wangari Maathai Day: A Legacy Forever Remembered

“It’s the little things citizens do that will make the difference. My little thing is planting trees.” – Wangari Maathai Remember growing up when you’d climb trees just for the fun of it? You’d run around the grass or, for those of us who grew up in shagzz (upcountry), your equivalent of grass was a […]

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2016: The No Resolutions Year!

Four Thursdays ago, you made promises to yourself. Promises that you have no doubt broken; and it’s only been a month. What was your resolution? To stop eating bread? Just because someone somewhere found his wife in bed with a guy who owns a bakery and said carbs are bad for you and it spread […]

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